Youre so dumb. So very very dumb. Id pee on your face.
A little “romance” would be nice. Not even that. Something sweet every now and then. When I ask you why you love me, I want a legit answer mother fucker. Not “Because youre a cool chick”. Thats bullshit. Majorly bullshit. And I deserve to feel special every now and again. Its YOUR job to do so. Thats all I really ask for. Kay thanks.